Posted by philburt
yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.
And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.
Shut up, don’t make this sad, he’ll probably grow out of it and this is the sweetest thing ever.
I think it’s the sweetest thing and it’s really not different from telling your children about Santa so yeah this is amazing.
PLS DO THIS FOR YOUR CHILLDRENN
you do it for them since you’re the one that’s gonna spoil them.
be like “DADDY AUNTY MANDY TOOK US TO THE MOVIES AND GAVE US ALL THE SWEETS WE WANT”
check my phone and have a message like “WHEEEEEEEE ENJOY YOUR NIGHT FUCKER”
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